death-by-lulz:

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She is meant to be my wife.

(Source: robotmayo)


Soooo this is me reading one of my poems. It’s rough. but I thought I’d upload it since I’m getting bored revising them. Here’s the text for the poem.

If someone brings a bouncy castle though

we can scramble across it and

feel our claws curving against the fabric

sealed against

(or maybe for)

the air.

On hands and knees we peel

(or peal?)

within the netted confines.

Digging, driving talons

deep within the rubber

the ground that

isn’t really and floats us into the air.

And the holes they

hisssss

in whispers (or

warnings?)

until

the netted confines fall

around our bodies and

stick between our fur to

rub against our skin and

pull away

the air until

we lay wrapped

sealed against

(or maybe for)

The air.

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

if people can understand that not all white guys are insane psychopath school shooters then why can’t people understand that not all muslims are insane psychopath suicide bombers

(Source: kittening)

fbodybrat:

kellymaneja:

If you don’t squeeze your girl’s ass with the force of twelve slaves when kissing her, you need to evaluate your life and your choices.

I like you

(Source: metalburger)


brookeyfbaby:

archiemcphee:

Japanese coffee artist Kazuki Yamamoto (previously featured here) is still hard at work in Osaka creating cappuccinos that are almost too cute to drink. Lately he’s been perfecting his 3D creations.

Not content with decorative 2D images, under Kazuki’s skilled hands frothy milk rises out of the mugs to resemble any number of pop culture characters that are sure to put a smile on your face.

Order two drinks and your beverages might be served up appearing to interact with each other. Coffee is already a great pick-me-up, but these kawaii beverages might be verging on over-the-counter anti-depressant territory.

Follow Kazuki Yamamoto on twitter to keep up with his delightful, drinkable artwork.

[via Kotaku]

OH MY GOD

jmkitsune:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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